labias:

Unconditional love and chill

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bratphomet:

all this week has been “senior week” at my school only it has been unofficial and was completely orchestrated by the students without permission from administration and each day has had a theme so yesterday was “tourist tuesday” and every senior student dressed up in typical “tourist” outfits like hawaiian shirts and socks with sandals and fanny packs and sunglasses and all that and the administration thought it was funny until they started a “tour group” so the entire senior class didnt attend class at all and wandered the campus as a group with a “tour guide” pointing out and explaining random things to the entire group but it all went downhill when the tour group walked into a classroom and as the guide was giving the group a fake tour of the class one of the kids pointed to a widely hated teacher and asked the tour guide “what animal is that?” and thats the story of how my school issued 84 detentions in one day

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ghostcop:

send spotify anonymous hate until they put Ultraviolet by the Stiff Dylans from Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging on it

datsenseofhumor:

pr1nceshawn:

Pretty simple solutions.

How much you wanna bet these are college kids

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dicaeopolis:

aro-ace-amethyst:

prearchaic:

mariadamsfoster:

why do people think bisexuality is confusing? it’s not. 

you know what is confusing? bi annual. does it mean every two years or twice a year? no one knows.

bi annual means twice a year! biennial means every other year! :)

Reblog to save a life

biennial means every other year

semiannual means twice a year

you wanna know what biannual means

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it means you should hate the english language

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noblewrot:

Trump posted this. This is his way of admitting he is a loser with no class

(via beautifulaquarian)

“You never apologized to me for hurting me, but I apologized to you 12 times for being angry about it.”

rrrronan:

someone: hey are u alright

me: *laying facedown on the floor* yeah why do you ask

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